LAZINESS AND ITS COMEDY

Laziness….A disease of which I am a victim… and I guess many people around me are altogether patient of this deadly disease…Has anyone ever thought what actually laziness mean??  I guess many of us are lazy to even think about it. Laziness is nothing more than a habit of resting before you actually get tired….The problem with laziness is that you can’t teach anyone about it. Neither you can make people become lazy nor you can make people to quit being lazy. We simply are inherent of laziness. Sometimes being lazy could expose us. You wake up being so lazy that you skip to brush your teeth, you are so lazy that you skip to wake up early and finally end up staying at home rather than being at your school or college, you are so lazy that you don’t even bother to read instructions before doing your work, you are so lazy that you miss reading sign boards, you are so lazy that you fail to even taste the food before cooking or sometimes you tend to be so lazy that even if a housefly sits on your nose , you don’t even bother to hit it away. Being lazy is funny. Isn’t it? But it has a good side also….It could turn economical. I guess you can easily infer it now…Well enough common sense says “Who will spend money after being lazy”?
It seems to me that laziness is all filled in me…I sometimes require extra effort to make my both eyes to open up in the morning…My fingers are then put to an additional part time job of  compelling them to open.. Have you heard of a lazy person “who thought breathing a hectic job”. He always thought of breathing and finally concluded that breathing was altogether the toughest job in this world. Thank God I don’t feel such. I am quite industrious in this regard.
Idleness is sometimes termed to be a devilish character. As said “An idle brain is a devils workshop”. But don’t you think it is erroneous? Workshop is a work place and being lazy does mean to be a kilometre away from work….What I think is that, it should be “ An idle brain is devils doodling around”.
When I was a kid my elders used to recommend morning walk. For they said for the fitness and curbing laziness “Going on a walk and climbing a hill saves you chill and doctor’s bill”. For today’s modern lazy people (like me) around, it should be “Going in a dream and seeing a hill saves your energy and trips bill”.
Laziness has many symptoms and even recommendations and remedies. You must be thinking that whether you people are lazy or not.
Laziness is when you do not follow what is being told to you.
Laziness is when you do not check out what’s new in new things.
Laziness is when you do not take the time to learn every feature available to you.
Laziness is when you do it the quick and messed up way.
Laziness is when you do start coding before even understanding what the problem really is.
A score of 4 outta 5 means you are a lazy fellow and the score of 5 means yours being a Lazy champion.
Leaving the humour apart I could say laziness is ultimately a bad thing which should be avoided. The research says that laziness is a disease and one must know how to tackle it. It is chronic disease that kicks in and stops us from doing the things that need to be done. It is up to you and your motivations that can change your being lazy. Know importance of every job and be competitive. World is a place where lazy people are not successful. Remember you have to work out and reward yourself for every job you do…Hope I along with you people make a change now and stop being lazy….
Still it's awesome being lazy.